The Distraction Network

Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

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You don’t have to save trees too

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

Writing on the board rage

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If she starts erasing as soon as she finishes writing, I am quitting high school

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 1:26 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Writing on the board rage

Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t give A+

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She is probably half Asian

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t give A+

Presentation on marijuana

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The negative part about marijuana is that a presentation on it might make you fail the class

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 8:20 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Presentation on marijuana

Paper expectations

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This way, you will have no expectations of passing the class

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper expectations

Assignment on flash drive?

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She can’t change your grade, if she does it, everyone will want a grade change

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Assignment on flash drive?

Three day weekend?

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She is obviously not a math teacher

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 9:21 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Three day weekend?

Unhelpful high school teacher is wrong

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He was undermining her authority

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 1:58 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is wrong

Multiple choice test

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It was the right answer

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 7:47 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Multiple choice test

Film is as valuable as literature

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At least we got to see Two girls One cup

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Film is as valuable as literature

The important things that matter

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If she could, she would even add more things to the course

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 5:01 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on The important things that matter

You need to buy an expensive book

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She’s teaching you a valuable lesson about getting scammed

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 1:33 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on You need to buy an expensive book

Time management class

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You have to learn from her mistakes

Published by admin, on February 11th, 2013 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Time management class

Asking questions in class

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And that’s how I failed the class

Published by admin, on February 9th, 2013 at 2:56 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asking questions in class

Term paper fail

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It’s all my fault

Published by , on February 9th, 2013 at 11:38 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Term paper fail

This will be on the test

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It was just a test

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 10:09 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on This will be on the test

Homework check

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And by that I mean every single day

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 8:50 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Homework check

I will fail you

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I guess she’s the one who failed in the end

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 2:21 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on I will fail you

Too much homework?

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At least we all get to suffer

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 1:45 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too much homework?

Mean unhelpful high school teacher

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And I thought that what happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 10:43 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mean unhelpful high school teacher

Use a pencil for the test

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If you don’t get it right form your first try, you’re not worthy.

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 9:33 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Use a pencil for the test

No drinks in class

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She wants to test your restraint ability

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on No drinks in class

Stop writing and look at the board

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I guess there is a thing as a stupid question after all

Published by , on January 15th, 2013 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stop writing and look at the board

How long should the paper be?

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I assume a paragraph will suffice

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on How long should the paper be?

Need to go to the bathroom?

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And that’s how I got my nickname. – Puddle

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 4:23 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Need to go to the bathroom?

Unhelpful high school teacher on creativity

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Controlled creativity is even better

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 1:07 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher on creativity

Unpunctual high school teacher

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You didn’t need lunch today anyway

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2013 at 3:11 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unpunctual high school teacher

Half day at school?

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Fun is for people who finished school

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2013 at 1:13 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Half day at school?

Unhelpful high school teacher on tests

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This isn’t a problem for me, I always do poorly

Published by admin, on January 2nd, 2013 at 6:47 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher on tests

Books are more reliable than the internet

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In the same way as chalk is more efficient than pens

Published by , on December 31st, 2012 at 5:12 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Books are more reliable than the internet

Too good for the test

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I will try to be stupider next time

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 11:40 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too good for the test

Already finished homework?

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If you don’t waste your afternoon on it, it is not homework

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Already finished homework?

Unhelpful high school teacher on the first day of school

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She knows me so very well

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 5:23 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher on the first day of school

Can’t spell a word?

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I felt like I was in Hogwarts

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 4:50 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can’t spell a word?

You all failed?

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Sometimes the simplest solution is the right one

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 7:10 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on You all failed?

Reading assignment

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I want to see how bad I failed already

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2012 at 11:43 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Reading assignment

Unhelpful high school teacher wants questions

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That makes me question her intentions

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher wants questions

Awful high school experience

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Her “yo momma” jokes hit really close to home

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 4:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awful high school experience

You have to go to the bathroom?

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This is what adult diapers were invented for

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on You have to go to the bathroom?

Skipping school?

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I should skip school more often

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 11:33 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Skipping school?

Paper on legalizing marijuana?

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It’s even worse than the 2004 atheism fiasco

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2012 at 3:52 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper on legalizing marijuana?

Good question!

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I should have chosen getting home schooled instead

Published by , on December 5th, 2012 at 12:33 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Good question!

Low participation grade

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I am not smart nor stupid enough to volunteer

Published by , on December 1st, 2012 at 11:25 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Low participation grade

Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

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Now we just have to keep it that way

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 1:00 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

Late paper?

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She has no power over the calendar

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 7:26 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Late paper?

Right answer on test?

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She wasn’t looking for the right answer, she for looking for the right solution

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 4:38 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Right answer on test?

Unhelpful high school teacher explanation

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The student loan I took is finally paying off

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 8:19 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher explanation

Meet me after school

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I shouldn’t have shown up naked

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 1:24 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Meet me after school

Stop packing your bags!

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It’s never too late to learn

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 12:49 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stop packing your bags!

Learning discrepancy

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I’m going to flunk all my teachers when I will finally have my projector usage class

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 2:53 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Learning discrepancy