The Distraction Network

Gaming Strategy guides

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If you can finish a game without a strategy guide, it is too easy

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Arcade games

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This is where all my money went

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Guinness book of world records

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If this would be released today, it will make a negative world record of sales

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Getting Information before the internet

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It was a great time for ignorant people

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The catalogue of American catalogues

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This must be eBay’s grandfather

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Erotic dots

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They don’t make porn like they used to

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Mr. T.

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The new one is much better, right?

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Magazine stand

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His owner probably forgot him there because he discovered the internet

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Music videos before the internet

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Before the internet, people used to care about music videos

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Childhood fun

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However, I never broke my arm surfing the web

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Gotta catch them all!

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Pokemon was here even before the internet

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Life before the internet

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They probably never saw Japanese porn either

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Cats were famous before the internet

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Do you want to subscribe to Cat Facts?

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A good piece of porn

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I’m not sure if we were aroused by the porn, or by the squiggly lines

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What people did for fun before the internet

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Apparently, they didn’t have clowns to this back then

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Computers before the internet

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If you wanted a song, a friend might have given it to you on two Floppy Disks after a couple of weeks of begging

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Forever alone before the internet

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This picture was nothing back then, but now the right cat can make you famous on the internet

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Porn back in the day

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The worst part was that you had no free hands

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Wikipedia on a shelf

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At least you didn’t have to donate money every year

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Humor before the internet

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Have you seen the January 1977 fail compilation? It was hilarious

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German Hammertime

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Just like McHammer, after the second world war, that German went bankrupt

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I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

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It’s funny because she might die

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Bruce Willis catchphrase

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I am surprised it is not copyrighted

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The Batmobile

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If you didn’t know how to do this, you probably had better toys than what I had

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Who Shot J.R.?

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This looks like a question for Yahoo Answers

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Allrighty then

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TV used to seem a little more entertaining

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Guess what?

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That’s what I always guessed

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Cootie shot?

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That’s called a hepatitis shot now

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The best non internet meme

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Before the internet, people didn’t know that you shouldn’t turn the spoiler into a meme

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Pencil trick

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It’s like virtual reality, only lamer. Now do it with your iPhone!

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Great Facebook picture

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Too bad he died before Facebook was invented

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Electronic typing machine

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If you owned one, you were too rich to own a typing machine, but too poor to own a computer

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A diary

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This is what Facebook was like 20 years ago

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Old school mailboxes

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At least you didn’t have to worry about someone stealing your password

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Entertainment before the internet

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Now you just have to let your imagination do the trick

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Old school forums

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Freedom of speech at its best.

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Stalking before the internet

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Plus, now you have at least one free hand.

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Pre-internet porn

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And skipping to the good part was even harder.

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Sexy FireFox chick

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Before the internet, she was just “sexy chick”

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Hipster web developer

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He wasn’t successful because he liked eating his clients.

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Google Classic

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Don’t forget to deactivate safe search!

Published by admin, on December 9th, 2011 at 4:59 am. Filled under: Life Before Internet Tags: , , , 4 Comments

What did you do before the internet?

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Just check your history! Oh wait.

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People change

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So the internet has nutritional benefits too?

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 am. Filled under: Life Before Internet Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Old school Facebook

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The only way you can look manly and write in a diary at the same time

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Searching for friends

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Thanks to the internet, we don’t need friends anymore.

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 3:59 am. Filled under: Life Before Internet Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Forums before the internet

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At least you didn’t have to register.

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Commodore calculator

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You can make it spell boobs if you want to, but that’s about it

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Huge library

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I shall name you Google.

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Nerds

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They’ve been around before the internet.

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The pinnacle of technology

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David, turn the Teletext off and go to bed this instant!

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