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Drinking milk like a hipster

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He threw the chocolate milk away because it was cool

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drinking milk like a hipster

Cute hipster dog

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He posted this picture on Facebook before he discovered instagram

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2013 at 5:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute hipster dog

Ang is a hipster

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The tattoo was enough for me to realize he’s a hipster

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ang is a hipster

Hipster cat meme

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You probably never heard of it

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 10:15 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster cat meme

Hipster dude

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If you are not convinced, you should check the Apple logo in the background

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2013 at 7:57 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster dude

Hipster girl in the kitchen

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I thought making sandwiches is too mainstream

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 6:42 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster girl in the kitchen

Hipster on the subway

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It’s been 5 minutes since he checked his tumblr

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 8:34 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster on the subway

Hipster photography girl

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What? Are you saying you shouldn’t wear sunglasses when taking pictures?

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 2:25 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster photography girl

Hipster opinion

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He would be an activist, but that’s too mainstream

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2013 at 1:37 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster opinion

I supported gay marriage before it was cool

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Gay marriage is too mainstream

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 12:10 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on I supported gay marriage before it was cool

Angelina Jolie

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So did slave owners

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Angelina Jolie

Artsy photo

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The color is used for highlighting anything that isn’t hipster enough

Published by admin, on January 8th, 2013 at 11:26 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Artsy photo

What you get for being a hipster

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Now all hipsters will start wearing pad locks

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2013 at 7:15 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on What you get for being a hipster

Wonka on hipsters

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Finally, someone who understands us!

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 3:53 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wonka on hipsters

Minecraft back in the day

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And it had better graphics too!

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 6:25 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Minecraft back in the day

Ducks echo

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This duck is worse than hipster cat

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2012 at 1:26 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ducks echo

The ultimate hipster bicycle

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The only good part about it is that no one wants to steal it

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2012 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on The ultimate hipster bicycle

Beatles before it was cool

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Only a hipster would be happy to know he wasn’t part of the most successful band of all time

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beatles before it was cool

Hipster evolution

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I knew evolution was real!

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 11:54 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster evolution

Hipster ride

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I hula-hooped to work today

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 6:05 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster ride

Hipster on the sidewalk

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Begging is the only non-mainstream way to make money

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2012 at 11:20 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster on the sidewalk

Kony hipster rage

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Now that he is mainstream, he doesn’t even care about it anymore

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 10:30 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kony hipster rage

Not sure if hipster

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Is there a difference between them?

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2012 at 7:31 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not sure if hipster

Classic hipster dude

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Where’s his guitar?

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 5:19 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Classic hipster dude

Tablets before they were cool

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If they weren’t made by Apple, nobody cares

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:00 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tablets before they were cool

Skyrim hipster

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It wasn’t an accident, it was a fashion choice

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Skyrim hipster

A real hipster

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He just grabbed the first thing in his closet

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2012 at 2:38 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on A real hipster

Geico hipster ad

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Hipsters love this ad, but they don’t have any money to save

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 12:53 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Geico hipster ad

Hipster in a third world country

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He already doesn’t have any money, so he is half way there

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 2:39 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster in a third world country

The hipster tattoo

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It’s symbolism and you wouldn’t understand it

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 6:51 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on The hipster tattoo

How to get a hipster haircut

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That’s how Skrillex did it

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 8:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to get a hipster haircut

Elementary school hipster

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Those glasses are worth thousands of dollars today

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 3:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elementary school hipster

Hipster roll

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The worst part about it is that you have to eat it before it gets cool

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster roll

The perfect record player

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It’s cool, but can it play dubstep?

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 9:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect record player

Hipster husband on Facebook

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She was a cheating whore before it was cool

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster husband on Facebook

Hipster quote

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If you make this into a t-shirt, you are going to be rich

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster quote

Philosoraptor about hipsters

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Hipsters are known to have a great sense of humor

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Philosoraptor about hipsters

Carry water differently

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Bottles are too convenient and easy to use

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Carry water differently

Sudden hipster epiphany

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The only difference is that no one is ever going to say “my grandfather was a hipster” because having kids is too mainstream

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 2:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sudden hipster epiphany

Graffiti signs

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I think their worlds often intertwine

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Graffiti signs

Hipsters deserve to die

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Hipsters were persecuted before it was cool

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 1:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipsters deserve to die

The perfect hipster phone

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Even my grandmother thinks that it is a little outdated

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 1:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect hipster phone

Hipster Mickey Mouse

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They grow up so fast

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 5:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster Mickey Mouse

The original hipster

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He doesn’t like it because it is too mainstream

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 12:04 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on The original hipster

Hipster heaven

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If you buy a camera, you receive a free fedora

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster heaven

My hipster kitty

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She doesn’t like to go out, she just sits there listening to her record collection

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on My hipster kitty

Hipster Jesus

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Jesus had two dads before it was cool

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster Jesus

Hipster cat

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She was looking at pictures of cats on the internet before it was cool

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 9:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster cat

George Costanza hipster mustache

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I guess that’s how every hipster feels like

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 6:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on George Costanza hipster mustache

Hipster couple

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Cotton candy is not the worst thing she was mistaken for

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster couple